The thoughts of an individual when eatting double chocolate fudge frosting for a day:

8:36 AM
This would be the fifth container of double chocolate fudge frosting I've opened today... BUT unlike the others this one has FUNETTI rainbow sprinkles which ~obiviously~ makes it taste much better

9:24 AM
advice: when eatting double chocolate frosting with FUNNETI rainbow sprinkles ALWAYS carry a spoon with you because your tongue can only go in so deep...

11:23 AM
... the same goes for pudding... I managed to get some up my nose...

12:17 PM
I wonder what people would think if one of my friends licked some frosting off of my finger hehe


1:51 PM
Now image if you were to give a BJ to a bowl of plain frosting
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Do you think FUNNETI rainbow sprinkles would come out?

2:00 PM
What if there is a serial killer who has this creepy fetish with frosting just read my journal...
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I think I'm going to go lock my doors and windows. AND just in case I think I'm going to wear my bullet proof pjams.
BRB


3:09 PM
FYI: yes they do have those at walmart 2. There is limited edition black and a dark black. They also have double chocolate frosting! Believe me I would know!


5:16 PM
...hmmmm since they make bullet proof pjams. They should make bullet proof bras... I keep all my frosting in them.

PLEASE its not like I'm the only person who didn't think of this! Do you know how much it would hurt to get shot in the nipple? WELL Unless you like it rough that is.

6:20 pm
They should make chastity belts to match the bullet proof pjams... Sorry I do not keep frosting down there :/

8:14 pm
Do you ever what what happens when we die? Do you think our lives will have any meaning? Do you think there will be frosting? ... because I'm all out of mine.